Monday, June 28, 2010

13 reasons to become a witch

13. I live for persecution.


12. I'm a night person at heart.

11. We respect our elders... and alders and willows and oaks...

10. I just love explaining that a pentagram is NOT evil.

9. We do more after midnight than most people do all day.

8. Being burned at the stake is a great way to roast marshmallows.

7. We can talk to Elvis (and he is dead).

6. You live, you learn, you die, you forget. Then you come back.

5. Double the deities, double the fun!

4. We get more holidays.

3. Brooms get great mileage.

2. We were here first.

1. BELTANE!!!!

8 comments:

The Alliterative Allomorph said...

haha! AMEN!

Lisa said...

you mean... you talk to Elvis too!!? :)

Watery Tart said...

Teehee--Fun post, Sugar! I love it... don't forget the freezing charm makes the burning just tickle...

Sharon said...

Great post!!

*The_Fisher_Family* said...

LOL you make me laugh! I love on your crafty blog the cute little girl stamps or are the computer images that you colored? I wish you success in your south beach diet- I on the other hand can pledge that I will be back on the weight loss wagon with you.

*The_Fisher_Family* said...

Oh I forgot to tell you that while in Moab I saw a store called Pagan Mountaineering there was pagan stuff in there.

Mohamed Mughal said...

Cute! Hope you had a happy Litha :)

Celia said...

LOVE IT!!!